Number jokes
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's twenty of them!
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
Memes
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
What's 2+2? FORE-head.
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Jokes...
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
Write 317537 on your calculator and turn it over to spell "Leslie."
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
Why is everyone scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!
39, 41, 43, AK, 47, AK-47. You get it? Lmao.