Number jokes
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
was (DYM 144).
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.
He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's twenty of them!
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Write 317537 on your calculator and turn it over to spell "Leslie."
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
What's 2+2? FORE-head.