Number jokes
Ayo imagine having a chocolate fountain, but instead it cost a billion dollars a gallon and you have a hundred thousands, that number will never equate to how many porno magazines and alcoholic beverages and malty liquors stolen from my brother's bedroom as a desperate attempt at being edgy. Ayo, maybe instead of the future cars being powered by petroleum oil and gas, but with hot chocolate.
There are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
A - 10
Ummmm 67.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
was (DYM 144).
A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.
He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's twenty of them!
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
Write 317537 on your calculator and turn it over to spell "Leslie."