Number jokes
The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface
2: Frogus
3: Amogus in 2013
4: Chogus
5: Classic Amogus
6: Wait this isn't Amogus
7: Amogus drip
8: Amog sus
9: Amog stuff
What do squats eat? Numbers.
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm!
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
You're gay.
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?
It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!