Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
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Explain Bear
Okay, so the joke is saying yo mama is super fat. Like, so fat that when she steps on a scale, it can't just show her weight. Nah, it shows her whole phone number because she's packin' so much beef! I know you probably need me to explain this because you are kinda overweight yourself, and I bet you can't see your toes without a mirror, can you?