Me: a lot of things changed since I got my wife pregnant. Friend: like what? Me: my name, my address, my phone number...
What's the emergency number Jimmy, u? Jimmy:9/11!
How are genders different than the twin towers¿
There are two genders.
9/11 911 same thing
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9!!!
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
Why is the number 6 afraid of seven because 789
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13 just do em in your head
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull. A jewish guy behind me said “a skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers.”
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said "I asked for your weight not your phone number"
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?" The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
ur mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said " i need your weight, not your phone number "
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
Leave a life if you LOL at this joke!
The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii then I met my girl zendaya on board she was shaking her ass and playing with her penis then she ask me hey you wanna make love in the cabin? i said sure sweet thang gave me her number kiss me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
More than 9 because my basements still dark.
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew He tucks it in his football sock Ayew, Ayew Shagged a bird and now she's dead Swung his cock around her head Jordan Ayew Palace number nine 🦅🔴🔵
Why is the number 10 always scared Answer:He’s in the middle of 9/11
Why was 6 afraid 7 because 7 8 9 but why was 10 scared cause he is right in the middle of 9 11
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 your got to turn around.