Number Jokes

why did the big rose say to the little rose. Hy bud.

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A guy walks into a bar hes like whats your number lad and the women be like 298 777 fatso.com and he walked home depressed

If you wanna get fat what's the quickest way to do it? Eat two jars of mayo each day and in about a month your scale will have your phone number!

Why was 6 afraid 7 because 7 8 9 but why was 10 scared cause he is right in the middle of 9 11

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered sex offinder

How fast is the speed of sex?

68 because at 69 your got to turn around.

You know how 7 8 9 why was ten scared cos he was in the middle of 9/11

2 magicians were in a competition the first one did magic and the second started counting down 3 2 but before he said the last number he 1

I asked my class what comes before 47 everyone said 46 except for the quiet kid who sad ak

if you call the number 800-273-8500 in afganistan thay say can you fly a plane

"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."

what comes next in the pattern, ottffs_

s because it represents numbers going up, one two three four five six seven

I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number. We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden

I might slide up to your block with intelligence I'm a genius with a glock There's some relevance Took his chain, took his rocks Took his sediments There's no cap inside my speech No impediments Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared Why didn't he buss it back?

if 789 why was ten scared? ...... be cause he was between 911

The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with " i need your weight not your phone number"