You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
(6x9)+6+9=69
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
how many russians does it take to change a light bulb. I don't know they just keep Putin them in.
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
Sex sex sex free sex tonight, I mean 666-3629.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips? 1, if the bag is family size
Why shouldn’t you call people in china?
Because there are so many wings and wongs you might wing the wong number
