Number jokes

I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.

They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.

What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.

An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."

Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.

A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"

The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."

Why was 6 so afraid of 7?

7 killed 6's parents.

Why was 10 afraid?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

Bobby had 54 dicks (54).

He took 33 pills a month (5433).

Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).

(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.

But I got seven Up.

Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.

Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.

Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.

The answer is 0.

I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!

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What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".

6 looks like someone facing up.

9 looks like someone facing down.

69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.

Why did Ten die?

It was between 9/11.

Been learning Chinese...

69 is too-can-chew.

I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."

The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.

Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.