Number jokes
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.
Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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welp u alr know what it is
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! Itβs weird.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
Why is 10 afraid?
Because itβs in the middle of 9/11.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, youβll have to turn around.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.