Number jokes
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
9/11, 911, same thing.
So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didn’t have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.