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Why did 1 break the door open? 2 3 4
The last number of your like is the amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface 2: frogus 3: amogus in 2013 4: chogus 5: classic amogus 6: wait this isnt amogus 7: amogus drip 8: amog sus 9: amog stuff
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So i was in school and the was number saying 696969 so i said to my mother what dose. It mean she said, YOUR FUCKING DAD AND I
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round, because he was an odd man out
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die...
Your hairline is so long when you finally found the length of your hairline you told it to some one and they said don’t give me your phone number
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
what did 1 pay with at the store. a 1/4 ;)
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom? To draw the curtains
ill slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die 1 time
what is hawkins number one song the beach boys i get around
Why is 6 scared of 7 Because 7 8 9
Husband: Hay honey words can’t describe how beautiful you are. Wife: aww thanks Husband:But numbers can 0 out of 10
Joke 1# ' Knock Knock ' Whos there? ' Pastur ' Pastur who? ' Past ur bedtime '.
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
Joke
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
I asked my friend what their serial number was....he said Cheerios
Why is 69 annoying me oh its tati.