I was in a bar in Italy, me and a hot chick got along, so I asked her for her number, I remembered that there was a pen in my pocket, but when I searched, it was nowhere to be found, I turned back then I saw Pessi running with it, shame on you Pessi for ruining my night! 😭
ever noticed 9-1-1(the number for the po-po) is the Great Date(9-11)...Hmmm.
Random guy: hi how old are you? Me:15 The guy: you're so young, age is just a number Me: do you know what else is a number? The guy: what? Me:911
gotta number one victory royale
Yuo
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Why was number 10 scared
It was surrounded by 9/11
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later thanks
what number is better than 69? 88 cause you get ate twice.
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4.Because it would take forever.Get it? for-ever and 4 four so four ever.
The reason why in the US there emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed rip best pilot ever
1. why did the teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups? because they can't get even 2.
your mum so cute that i asked for her number ans she said yes and now were dating
I hope when you count you lose the number you were on
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Why do orphan like the number seven it’s lucky so maybe there parents will come back
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
turn the number 543354 upside down to see sheesh
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Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
