Number jokes
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.
Memes
welp u alr know what it is
(6x9)+6+9=69
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
Sex sex sex free sex tonight, I mean 666-3629.
Whatโs the best thing about fucking twenty-eight year olds?
Thereโs twenty of them!
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
Two's company, cheese a crowd!
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
789.
Your mom #69.
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."