Number jokes
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
39, 41, 43, AK, 47, AK-47. You get it? Lmao.
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You octoply, obviously.
Age is just a number, Jail is just a room.
Doin (DYM 49).
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕
And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!
Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄
When I’m bored, I text a random number, “I hid the body... now what?”