Number jokes
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.
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A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
(6x9)+6+9=69
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
Sex sex sex free sex tonight, I mean 666-3629.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
Whatβs the best thing about fucking twenty-eight year olds?
Thereβs twenty of them!
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
Your mom #69.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
789.
Two's company, cheese a crowd!