Number

Number jokes

Memes

Age

What’s the best thing about fucking twenty-eight year olds?

There’s twenty of them!

Airplane

There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

Class

I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."

Six

Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.

Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.

Orphan

How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?

One, if the bag is family size.

Blonde

A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.

She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”

The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”

The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”

People

Why shouldn’t you call people in China?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.

Poopoo

Tell someone that you're gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:

You) I 1 poopoo

(Them) I 2 poopoo

(You) I 3 poopoo

(Them) I 4 poopoo

(You) I 5 poopoo

(Them) I 6 poopoo

(You) I 7 poopoo

(Them) I 8 poopoo

And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”