Middle

Middle Jokes

So 6 is scared of 7 because 7,8,9, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11

Kid: " Mom I had a scary dream can I come sleep with you and dad " Mom: " sure sweetie sleep in the middle " Kid: " Dad can you get the remote out of my back " Dad: " That isn't the remote "

*Weird background music*

When you say to your friend I've got your back then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.

Me and Jesus are really close he even turns the light on for me when i go pee in the middle of the, well that is what i thought until the fridge was wet.