A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife."
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
What does an apple and a gay have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
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"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
I wanted to solve Teen Suicide, so I shot up a Middle School.
When you call the middle eastern suicide hotline they ask you if you can fly a plane.
like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 789 well 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11
I have 5 fingers and the middle one is for you
you know how 7 ate 9 why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9 11 🤣
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So 6 is scared of 7 because 7,8,9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11
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What’s the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
Kid: " Mom I had a scary dream can I come sleep with you and dad " Mom: " sure sweetie sleep in the middle " Kid: " Dad can you get the remote out of my back " Dad: " That isn't the remote "
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