Number

Anonymous

Why did 10 die? – He was in the middle of 9/11.

America

Repost

“You’re da bomb!” “No, you’re da bomb!”

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

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Wife

Anonymous

A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. “Long day?” the bartender asks. “Well… My oldest son just came out…” The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. “What now?” the bartender asks. “My middle son just came out.” The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. “Again?” the bartender asks. “Yeah. My youngest son.” He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. “My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??” the bartender asks. “Yeah… My wife.”

Cause

Anonymous

Why is 10 so scared. Cause it was in the middle of 9/11

Darkness

Anonymous

Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were too many knights.

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Legs

Anonymous

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel

Nut

UrMom

What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.

Shot

Anonymous

I wanted to solve Teen Suicide, so I shot up a Middle School.

Darkness

X

What do U.S airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They’re normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East

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Wife

Anonymous

Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!” The old lady fainted. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

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Middle

Anonymous

Why was 10 afraid? Because he was in the middle of 9/11

America

England was here

So we all know that old kids joke why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11

Name

watersharky

Celebrate-By- watersharky Productions and Pitbull- Mr. Worldwide Let’s celebrate I just wanna celebrate I just wanna celebrate Tonight we’re making history I just wanna celebrate We’ve been around the world, same song Work hard, play hard, all day long All the continents get jealous over me You can see me 3D overseas If you know me then you know where to find me Off in the Bahamas with a bad one behind me Now live it up, live it up, live it up Baby pick it up, pick it up, pick it up And we gon’ Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that’s the way we like to play We gon’ Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that’s the way we like to play I just wanna celebrate I just wanna celebrate Tonight we’re making history I just wanna celebrate Turn it up Turn it up I’ve been patiently waiting for you to shake and shake it Make it or take it The point is we made it Courted by the game, call us Tom Brady And it’s not our fault that we have all the ladies But it’s hard to see these ladies when your middle name’s Equator All around the globe, matter fact see your later They’re great, we’re great at world war, dominators And we’re also some smooth operators, and we gon’ Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom That’s the way we like to play We gon’ Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that’s the way we like to play I just wanna celebrate I just wanna celebrate Tonight we’re making history I just wanna celebrate Turn it up Turn it up Live it up (Live it up), don’t let life live you (Live you) It’s a good time (Good time), so we give you (Give you) Now live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up What you wanna do? I just wanna celebrate I just wanna celebrate Tonight we’re making history I just wanna celebrate Turn it up Let’s celebrate Turn it up Let’s celebrate

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Bomb

Anna

“You da bomb!” “No, you da bomb!”

In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

Twin Towers

Anonymous

You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 789 well 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11

Hang

@Bennysbanterbus

What does an apple and a gay have in common?

Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.

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Blue

C..shot 92

roses are red, violets are blue, i have five fingers, and the middle one is for u.

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Car

Salty Beans

Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? yeah, he was tired.

Roast

To say against a bully

I have 5 fingers and the middle one is for you

High

Anonymous

A middle schooler and his dad were at a drugstore. The boy picked up a pack of 3 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said “they’re for high schoolers: 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday and 1 for Sunday.” The boy then picked up a 6 pack of condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said “they’re for college students: 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday and 2 for Sunday.” The kid then picked up a pack of 12 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said “they’re for married men: 1 for January, 1 for February…”