You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Dora Can't Find Your Hairline
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Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is basically saying your hairline is so far back it's like the author is super fat. Even Dora the Explorer, who's known for finding everything with her map, couldn't locate the author's numbers because they are so obese. And if Dora can't find it, you know it's bad. You are bad and you should feel bad.