Jordan Ayew Chant

He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.

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Listen up, numbskull. This here is a chant about Jordan Ayew, a football player. The chant talks about his...uh...package and some highly questionable activities involving a bird. It's supposed to be funny because it's crude and sung at a football match. You wouldn't get it, because you're probably the kinda guy who thinks Crocs are high fashion.

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