Number Jokes

I came I across a pic of the oldest man on earth on ig , he was 132 years old. I commented age is just a number for him now I'm banned.

You're here like I was so fat fatness Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers

When an American goes on a weight the other person will say "I asked for your weight, not your phone number"!

I want your weight not your phone number

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If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?

It was right in the middle of 9/11

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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged, he holds up the phone and money falls out.

She does not wanna fuck you and she don’t need u clapping them cheeks

I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number

What comes after 69 Period

A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number

John pretended to be a doctor. Motu came to him. He said "I lost my hunger". John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said "Your hunger is back!" Then,Motu said "I lost my taste." John said "Number 1,bring some water." Motu drank it and said "This is petrol!" John said "Your taste is back!" Motu said "I lost my memory." John said "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said "But Number 1 brought water." John said "Your memory is back!"

Why was 9 afraid of 20? -- 28 29s.

number 15 burger king foot lettuce the last thing you want in your Berger king Berger is someones foot fungus but as it turns out that might be what you get.

9/11 911 same thing

How are genders different than the twin towers¿

There are two genders.

Why did Michael Jackson die. Because I have a new phone number and he does not know

The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”