Why is the number 6 afraid of seven because 789
why did the number 10 make freinds with 0 because you have $100 dolars
What is 2+2? Fish
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed every one!
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
why can Asian people buy phones?
cause they might call the wong number
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green bay packers & New England Patriots
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9
how do you shribble a dick
I was in a bar in Italy, me and a hot chick got along, so I asked her for her number, I remembered that there was a pen in my pocket, but when I searched, it was nowhere to be found, I turned back then I saw Pessi running with it, shame on you Pessi for ruining my night! 😭
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where shall he go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the secretary, “Where is home room?” The secretary then said which home room number did it say and it showed 1. The orphan then starting to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911
9: I am higher than you 8: no you're not (8 flips to his side)
A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I one-der why he did that. He did that on purpose two trick me then I met him in the threes
why did the chicken go to the mall -to get new feathers
counting my fingers and get nine why?
Yuo
what did the atom say to the positive in math class. We could make a positive number
what did the kid say to the toilet?
did you order a number two because i got one ready for you
What does e = I don’t know Abunch of random numbers but e=mc2
