Number jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7’s a cunt.
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?
Birbal: 8,971.
Akbar: What if there are fewer?
Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.
Akbar: What if there are more?
Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
Six one.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.
What is ioooooooo?
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.