Number jokes
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
I take debt of 25,000 euro. I spend 20,000 in charity, and 5000 euro are left. I pay the debt of 2000 euro and I have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank, and 3000 euro I have in profit, 23,000 +3000 >> 26000 ;)
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 10, since my basement's still dark.
Two men were on a hike through a forest when one of the hikers got bit on his ass by a snake.
The other hiker ran to the village 2 miles away and explained to a doctor there what had happened. The doctor told him to cut a cross with a knife where he had been bitten and suck out the venom, so he ran back to the first hiker who asked him, "Have you got the cure?"
Hiker number two just said, "Nah mate, you're dead."
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?
There are twenty of them.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
How many children does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks!
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
39, 41, 43, AK, 47, AK-47. You get it? Lmao.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!