Number jokes
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Memes
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Six one.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!