Number jokes
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7’s a cunt.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."
Why was nine scared of ten?
Because five was a registered twelve offender.
Wait, can I try the joke again?
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?
Birbal: 8,971.
Akbar: What if there are fewer?
Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.
Akbar: What if there are more?
Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Six one.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.