Number jokes
What's 2+2? FORE-head.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
Girls are like math, if they're under 10, use your fingers.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Now why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9-11.
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
What's 9 + 10?
21
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
What's 2+2?
4.
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!