Number jokes
"We are Number one."
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Was 9 + 10?
Memes
Values be like for alphabets:
Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
I (DYM 99).
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
12345678910 w =0 w
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
Sorry, no adults allowed.
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