Number

Number jokes

Middle

Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.

Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

Letter

1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!

Fight

I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."

Elephant

Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...

Mama

Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.

Chess

Why is England's team unfair in chess?

Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.