Number jokes
Was 9 + 10?
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
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Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
"We are Number one."
Memes
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
2 times 4 equals 18?
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
300? You are a 3.0.
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
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I (DYM 99).
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
So 666-3629, so get it?
What is ioooooooo?
Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.