Words can’t describe how beautiful you are
But numbers can (Lol)
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
So i was in school and the was number saying 696969 so i said to my mother what dose. It mean she said, YOUR FUCKING DAD AND I
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement? Because she got Avogadro's number!
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round, because he was an odd man out
Why is 6 afraid of 7? -- Because 7 8 9.
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
Why is 6 scared of 7 Because 7 8 9
Why is 69 annoying me oh its tati.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
your gey
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge? It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava, if they're active. And ours was.
What would a clock look like with no numbers? Timeless
I take debt 25000 euro,i spend in charity 20,000,and 5000 euro left,i pay the debt 2000 euro and i have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank,and 3000 euro i have in profit,23,000 +3000>>26000 ;)
Why is 6 afraid of 7
Because seven eight (ate) nine
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
