Number jokes
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
Q: What's the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?
A: There's 20 of them.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date? Because he was 2 squared.
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Now why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9-11.
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
Girls are like math, if they're under 10, use your fingers.
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.