Number jokes
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Memes
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
I (DYM 99).
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.
Saw (DYM 69).