Nothing jokes
jacethehater, you are a hater, and it needs to stop! Waterhsharky is very nice to people, so leave him alone for whatever he/she did or did not do. He did not do nothing. So leave him/her alone. Plus, making threats to people is very bad, and comments can be seen everywhere! So don't get too cocky with everything.
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.
And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"
I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.
What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing.
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.
She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?
He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.
I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
Do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening.
Put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs.
I got nothing.
Is it all right when there is nothing left?
The school shooter when the cops show up be like:
"Ain't nothing gonna break my stride, ain't nothing gonna hold me down. Oh oh. I've got to keep on moving."
Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.
Well, I have nothing.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
Stop it, Superman is stupid, ugly, and nothing.
God help me, please!
Doctor: I diagnose you with obesity.
Patient: It runs in the family.
Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.