Is it all right.. When there is nothing left?
What's The Difference Between A Rubber And Micheal Jackson? Nothing, Kids Tounch Them Both.
what did the egg say to the other egg? Nothing, they cant talk
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs? Nothing they are bpth orphans
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
a donut and depresion are the same both have nothing in the middle and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for to long
What's more stupid than Rapper & Booty jokes?
NOTHING!
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face. For instance, when you push them down the stairs
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
Guy asked me what I do for a living. Now I'm not old enough to get a job so I said nothing. He asked me again so I said, "Your wife" The guy goes to slap me but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
What did Stevie wonder see when he got Murdered
Nothing
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel sutherlands wrist Nothing they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying. My friend: what’s wrong? Me: nothing its just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
i was exited to watch fast and furious because of Dom Toretto then i realised family is nothing to me cause im an orphan
This is a plane 2 for 1 combo to never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
what did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing he was hanging
What's the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing they are both just memories
what is the difference between a guy with cancer and the twin towers?
nothing they both fell
