Nothing Jokes

my mom was poor so we had nothing to eat me sleep on the floor but now I'm rich rich rich 😜

What happeneds when you search nudes on my phone? Nothing i dont have any

Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you, and living in the country? Everybody knows nothing.

What does a girl want more than anything in the world? -- Nothing. She's fine.

Why did the chicken cross the road

for absolutely no reason

friend: “ whats that on your arm” me: “ oh nothing just decided i wanted to cosplay a tiger “

What does the donkey say to the other donkey?: nothing,donkey's don't talk.

What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists? Nothing, I cut both of them

I have two heads four eyes and six ears,what am I ?

Ugly.

Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen. "Are those brownies, I smell?", he asks. "Indeed, they are.", he was told. "Gee", he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts."

What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't

What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing they both get cut

what's the difference between yes and no... nothing

Whats tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan.

Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all

Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?

Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.

What's the difference between a penis and the bible? nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.

I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that i saw pristiano penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon