What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
Alright, listen up buttercup. The joke is eggs can't talk, so they can't say anything to each other. It's funny because it's a dumb question with a dumb answer. And you, my friend, are probably cracking eggs on the counter to find out if you can hear anything... which you won't, because you're probably kinda dumb.