If you were a food what would you be?
Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy
Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends
Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage
Whybare there no pharmacies in Africa? Because you can't have medicine on a empty stomach.
What 7 letters do you say when you open he fridge and see it’s empty
o i c u r m t
I tried to get my bloood sucked by a vampire, but he said I was too empty inside
Q.what season can an orphan see their family tree? A.fall
if you dont get it in the fall trees have no leaves there jus empty branches like an orphans tree
What did the tomato say to the empty Ketchup bottle "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME"
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up
Yo Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY
What does a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
Dont you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL
What is doing a woman with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression... It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiiii fuck ur mom
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
Q. What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A. The empty one!
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.
The optimist think the glass is half full The pessimist think the glass is half empty The feminist think the glass is raping them
Fatty told Skinyy "Do you have any food my stomach is empty and I haven't eaten" Skinny replied to Fatty "Well doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead"
my gun is like my house used to be full now its empty
