Nothing jokes
Daveon...
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
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What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
Don't listen.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
EHO?