Nothing jokes
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
EHO?
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
Don't listen.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
Daveon...