Nothing jokes
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Don't listen.
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
EHO?
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
Really feeling suicidal is basically having a mental breakdown, but realizing you have nothing nice and sharp to use