Nothing jokes
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
Memes
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
EHO?
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Don't listen.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
Daveon...