Nothing jokes

I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...

Because you already look ugly.

What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?

Nothing, triangles can't talk.

Violence breeds violence, nothing else.

What do you do when you're sad?

Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.

EHO?

"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."

Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

Nothing, planes can't talk.

Daveon...

What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?

A lazy bones!

What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?

Nothing, it was just plane.

What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.

Don't listen.

Say "joke" 5 times.

Oh, nothing happened.

What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?

Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.

What did the lampost say to the other lampost?

Nothing, because it can't speak.

What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?

Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.

What did the sunglasses say to the banana?

Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.

Two men are sitting at a coffee table.

Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."

Joe: "Why do you say that?"

Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."

Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."

Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."

jacethehater, you are a hater, and it needs to stop! Waterhsharky is very nice to people, so leave him alone for whatever he/she did or did not do. He did not do nothing. So leave him/her alone. Plus, making threats to people is very bad, and comments can be seen everywhere! So don't get too cocky with everything.