Nothing jokes

What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?

A lazy bones!

What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?

Nothing, it was just plane.

Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.

Don't listen.

So the other day I saw a homeless man. He tried to mug me. I let him.

I had nothing on me either. (I'm on the next block over.)

What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.

What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?

Nothing, triangles can't talk.

Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.

Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!

What do you do when you're sad?

Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.

What did the lampost say to the other lampost?

Nothing, because it can't speak.

Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.

What did the orphan say to the adopter?

Nothing, he just stared.

Violence breeds violence, nothing else.

EHO?

What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?

Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.

I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...

Because you already look ugly.

"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."

What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?

Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.

What did the sunglasses say to the banana?

Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.