Nothing jokes
Daveon...
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
EHO?
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
Memes
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
Two men are sitting at a coffee table.
Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."
Joe: "Why do you say that?"
Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."
Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."
Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."