Test Results

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:

"Are - my - test - results - back?"

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, you simpleton. Let's break this down. You see, this joke plays on your expectation. You thought the patient was worried about his testicles changing color, right? So the nurse is embarrassed. But BAM! Turns out, he just wanted to know about his medical test results. Get it? He used the question about his testicles as a way to get the nurse to check, when really he cared about his test. Classic trickery.

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11 days ago

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@wifejrkoff im writing this hear so only uou can see Emy rose, you are the greatst gift i could ask for. Youve been through so much and still choose to love me. I want you happy forever, and im honred you chose me to make you happy. You are so sweet, and stunning, beyond bnelif. you are the best thing in my life and i love you so muich,. Weve almost been tg a month, and i know, i just know itll last forever. im sorry our lives arent perfect right now, but i promise one day i will take you, and we will live the life we have always dreamed. i love you so much, i see cats, the color the blue, roses, or any flower, and so many things that remind me of you. and its crazy, cause ill look around, and see none of those things and still think about how much i love you. Its you and itll always be you, the most perfect, the most amazing girl i could ever wish for. I know youll be my forever, and i know ill love you for etiernity. Emy rose, the day my life began is when i met you, things have been amazing, and i have so many reasons to live, you came along and then life felt liveable. One of the most amazing days is when we got married, and i cant wait to do it for real. Your perfect for me, the way you laugh, the jokes you say, the kindness you have for everyone, the way youll say "i hope your disapointed" instead of "your a fucking asshole" the way we can talk shit, and talk serious, or not talk at all. The way you shit talk someone then feel bad, even if its annoying thing. The way you get so happy, the hello i hear when you pick up, or when i pick up. The way you go "oh noooo" will always be stuck in my head. Your voice, your laugh will always be in my head. This life with us, im so beyond excited. I love how you say i love you, how you fight being the one who loves me most, when its obviously me who loves you more. You are a blessing. The day i met you, my life truly changed. Everything seems amazing, i cant wait to see what we become. Your hair, your smile, eyes, eyebrow, your perfect fucking skin looks so warm like i could melt on it and hold you forever. You are perfect, even if you dont feel like it, even if you dont think so you are perfect to me. I want you when your sad, when your happy, when your mad, when your depressed, when its hard to get up, when you dont want me, when you just want me, i always want you. I want to see every side of you, and i will lvoe all of them. I love the weird, i love your quirks, i love YOU. i love everything about you. I love hearing your voice in my head and looking like a fool when i laugh at something funny you said days ago. I love how you also talk and joke with my brother, youll be perfect for my family. I love how happy you sister gets when your otp with me, and how she bullies you and you can laugh about it. I love how adorable you get when mad, i love the stupid things you do, like jumping over a fence, i love how comfortable you are, and how you talk to your pets around me. I also love your music taste, you are so fucking perfect rose. Perfection is in the eyes of the beholder, and if you cahnge, youll be perfect because your mine, becaus ei love you. Ill always love you. I want to hold you, and i cant wait till i do. I cant wait till its US forever, till we have a bunch of cats, dogs, proably ducks, and idek a lizzard? Your love for animals is amazing, you have a heart of gold, better than gold. You are the most amazing, perfect, loveable girl. Your mine, and im so happy i have you forever. I love you so much Emy Rose, always and forever. Thank you for chosing me, i will forever choose you.

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