Nothing Jokes

No no no no Spot the intruder

Theres no one

What did Steven Hawking say? Nothing

What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose

What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd Nothing they both can’t breath

I got nothing

A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas

Hey Yall, You want to read something funny. Then look up greater tuna OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID(Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.

What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Pen!s

What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree? Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.

What does an orphan call home

NOTHING 🤣

what's the difference between your dad and the mail man. nothing

Q. What's the difference between my phone battery in an anti vax kid? A. Nothing they both die at ten

Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy? A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!

3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, "u would never believe what i discovered." intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. "oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers." said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with," i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, "oh sh*t...."

What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama

What did Caesar’s cat say to him?

Nothing. Cats don’t talk.

they say nothing is impossible. but i've been doing nothing all day.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.