What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them theyβre going to die.
Did you?
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
Bully: "You are so stupid!"
Classmate: does nothing.
Bully: "Oi, I'm talking to you!"
Classmate: "Oh, you're talking to me? I thought you were talking to yourself."
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing I slit both of them
what did the orphans parent say when he got bad grades nothing he doen't have any
A blond and her brunette friend were chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her.
To not be outdone, the blond retorts:
"That's nothing! Once we were in the kitchen, I can't believe I didn't see it coming. One minute I turned, and he just got it all on my face! It was so thick and hard! It covered my mouth, my nose, my shoulders, and eyes. It even got in my hair, and when I looked up at him, all he could say was, 'Whoops! The flower went everywhere!'"
What's the difference between pussy and pizza... nothing because I'll eat them both.
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: "Do you have chocolate filled ice cream?"
The man replies: "We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one?"
Johnny replies: "Sure."
After that, the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later, the man comes with an ice cream and Johnny's phone.
Johnny asks: "How much for the ice cream?"
The man replies: "Nothing, it's on the house."
After Johnny ate his delicious ice cream, he searched for his watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
What did the bird say to the other bird?
Nothing, because birds can't talk.
Whatβs the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing they both use the force to get what they want.
what do a priest and a pedo nothing they both like kids.
A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice? Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.
What is Beethoven doing right now? Nothing, because he is dead.
