Nothing jokes
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
Did you?
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
Don't listen.
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh, Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”
Nothing lasts long these days!
As Confucius says, "Hare today, gone tomorrow!"
What happens when you search nudes on my phone?
Nothing, I don't have any.
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?