Cold Shoulder

What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice? Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. The joke is a pun, see? When someone ignores you, that's called giving "the cold shoulder." And since the man fell on ice, it's funny because "cold" refers to both ignoring someone and the temperature of ice. Get it now, genius?

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