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What were Steven Hawking's last words?

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Why can't orphans be criminals?

Because they're not wanted.

I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.

My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus 🚌. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: 😑 How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" 🙃 So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"

What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven

Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere

Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.

Rape humor is not funny. Like if you agree.

What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?

"Does this come with anything?"

So I made a simple cancer joke on Roblox with my friend, and then both her dumb-ass friends were like, "OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!!" That pissed me off. Like damn woman, it's not like I said, "IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB-ASSES." If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH.

Why are orphans good at being a criminal?

Because they're not wanted.

"What's the wifi password?"

"121i362"

"It's not working."

"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"

"The United Airline."

"We're in the World Trade Center, though."

Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.

What did the racist Catholic priest say?

"Martin Luther? Not my king!"

Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.

They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?

I am in trouble.

Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.

I did not want to join sailing, but my friend roped me into it.

Q: What’s the difference between me and you?

A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.

Also, not love everyone.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.

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