Not jokes
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.