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Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.
Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.
Guy #2: Why, what is it?
Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.
Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...
Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?
Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It is not funny about kidnapping.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
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