Not jokes
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Memes
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
Dear Gwen and Prince,
Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.
I would rather do my own laundry, not my uncle's laundry, because I ain't no damn butler like Alfred from Batman. I don't live in no damn Batcave by Gotham tity.