I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
Not Jokes
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son.
Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You.
Years later:
Dad still did not come back.
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
Fact: If you jump off a 12-story building, you will not like the result.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
