Not jokes
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
Dear Gwen and Prince,
Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
Imagine not having a dad.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son.
Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You.
Years later:
Dad still did not come back.