Not jokes

No one:

Nothing:

Not a single f***ing soul:

Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!

You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.

Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.

The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.

Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?

Because their dad never came back with milk.

9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son.

Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You.

Years later:

Dad still did not come back.

If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."

I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.

It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."

A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,

"It's an elevator, not a lift!"

and

"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"

He keeps going on until the Englishman says,

"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."

I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."

Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!

Fact: If you jump off a 12-story building, you will not like the result.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.

(Not Original Joke)

My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."

So I said, "Okay."

What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.

This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.

Why are cops worried about drunk drivers and not elderly drivers?

I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Not the two Twin Towers.