Not jokes

Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?

Because it always cheated.

Dark jokes are just like food.

Not everyone gets it.

Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.

Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?

Doctor: The morgue.

Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!

Doctor: And we're not there yet!

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.

Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.

How it be when the new guy takes too long...

Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.

Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.

Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.

Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.

Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.

What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?

He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.

Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.

Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.

I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.

I keep going back and forth on them.

Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.

Me: I hit an orphan!

Mom: OMG WHY?

Me: Not like they can tell their parents-

Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?

Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?

They’re always spotted!

Why do orphans not like July 24th??

Because it's Parents Day.

What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.

Fact: If you jump off a 12-story building, you will not like the result.

My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."

So I said, "Okay."

Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!

I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."