Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Not Jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
