Not jokes
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
Memes
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
I want your weight, not your phone number.
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.