Not jokes

People

    • People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.

    Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.

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    • Height

    • 62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.

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    • Clown

    • Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.

    Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...

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    • Steak

    • A man walks into a bar and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. When he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says, "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" The man decided not to take the risk. He thought the steaks were too high.

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    • Not memes

    Man

    • Three men are traveling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while, but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, they suddenly stumble across a tent, and inside are three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny, too, so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince, and these three women were his wives, so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is:

    The guy says, "I'm a fireman."

    The prince says, "Then we'll burn your dick off!"

    The second guy says, "I'm an employee at the shooting range."

    The prince says, "Then we'll shoot your dick off!"

    The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman."

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    • Kid

    • How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...

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    • Story

    • True Story of Little Red Riding Hood.

    The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looked at her pussy and said, "Now I will fuck you!"

    Red pulled out a shotgun from under her coat and said, "Oh no you're not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"

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    • JFK

    • Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.

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    • Yo mama

    • Hi guys, I'm back, and YES, two jokes/blogs in one day. I KNOW. I just have nothing to do!!! So today I'm going to tell you how to get what you want from your parents!!! And there will be a joke at the end too. Enjoy!

    So the prank that I have for you guys today is, make sure you have glue, dye, and a toothbrush that is not yours >:) So you are going to put the dye in the glue and then put the glue on the toothbrush and give it to your sibling and say, "Here. I got your toothbrush ready for you." Then, make sure they take it. Once they take it, run so that they cannot hit you once they taste it.

    Thanks for reading this prank today guys!!! I hope it works out for you, and I can't wait to hear what happens with you guys in the comments below, so make sure to comment and tell me what happened when you pulled this prank!! Sorry, Prankster, if this is offensive to you since you do pranks too. I will not do them anymore if you don't want me to :) Thanks for reading guys, and here is that joke I told you about :)

    Yo mama is so fat, when she got in the car, the wheels popped.

    So I know this was not the best joke, and I can do better, but I will keep trying and see you guys next time! Bye!!! :)

    Orphan

    • What did the orphan say to its parents?

    "Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"

    They people: "No."

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