Not jokes

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”

“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”

Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”

One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.

I'm not a robot, but orphans are.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It's not like they're going to tell their parents.

Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀

What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.

I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.

Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.

Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?

They never walk alone.

For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.

The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.

Imagine. Kobe could not.

Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.

What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.

Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.

Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.

Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"

Girlfriend: "No."

Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"