Not jokes
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
saddest youtube comment :(
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"