Not jokes
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.
It's not a joke.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.