Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Not Jokes
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
Imagine not having a dad.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
