Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Not Jokes
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.
LOL.
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
