Not jokes

What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.

Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.

So many things are going through my head.

How am I not dead yet?

What do lesbians and turtles have in common?

They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)

I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.

Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.

Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.

What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.

Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.

The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It's not like they're going to tell their parents.

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”

“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”

Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?

They never walk alone.

I'm not a robot, but orphans are.

I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.

I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.

LOL.

Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.

Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"

Girlfriend: "No."

Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"