Not jokes

Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.

(Not Original Joke)

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not."

"Not who?"

"Not your dad."

People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎

I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.

Doctor: You have cancer.

Patient: Will I survive?

Doctor: Probably not.

Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.

In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.

The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Not the two Twin Towers.

My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter. It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!

I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.

If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?

Not a family photo.

When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:

Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.

Dear Gwen,

Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!

TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!

BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!

Please comment good or not! Irdc!

Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻

it's not rape if we're both screaming

I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.

As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.

Why can Michael Jackson not play chess? Because he can't pick which side he is on, the white or black side.

A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"

I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.

Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."

Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...