I’m a clown… And everyone nose.

Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.

What do a moose and a triceratops have in common? Both have noses.

Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy? A: “Oops, I got your nose!”

Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread waiting for a traffic jam

Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show

He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare

Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept

Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it

Died with his boots on because he didn’t want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket

First Man: My dog’s got no nose. Second Man: How does he smell? First Man: Awful.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Hold its nose.

Worst joke ever.

A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort’s. Thats nothing once we we’re in the kitchen I can’t believe I didn’t see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!

Nobody nose how bad you smell

My mama always told me, don’t pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose. Hey give me a break! I’m a little shorthanded! Oh no not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys I just lost my finger a day ago this is Tony later on

What’s a cow with no body and no nose Nobody nose

my wife told me to give give her 8 inches so i had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

No-body nose.

I wear a nose on my forehead

Whats the definition of dissapointment running in to a wall with a bonner but it hits only hits your nose

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me

let go of my nose

“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”

“A broken nose”

“What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?”

“A broken nose…”

My dog has no nose How does he smell Terrible

What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn’t know much? Nose-less