Nose jokes
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
What do you call somebody with no nose?
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?
Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.
I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.
What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.
When she gets home, her husband puts a blindfold on her and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold, the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing happy birthday!
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.