I wear a nose on my forehead.
Nose Jokes
How do you annoy Pinocchio?
Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.
"Let go of my nose!"
Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"
"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"
"A broken nose."
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
How did Voldemort lose his nose?
From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
