I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me
let go of my nose
“What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?”
“A broken nose..”
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much? Nose-less
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
what do you say to a pig with no nose? you have n'ought a snout!
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
A Lew runs into a wall what does he break? His Nose
A Mexican runs into a wall what does he break? His lawn Mower
How did Voldemort lose his nose? From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
I have 3 eyes 2 ears and 6 mouths, what am I UGLY!