Where do alien cows come from?
- The Milky Way.
Milky Way Jokes
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
- The Milky Way!
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
Where did Milky Way get its degree?
At the university.
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!
Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!
When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
