Milky Way

Milky Way Jokes

Cow

Which way did the cow jump over the moon?

- The Milky Way!

Sun

What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?

A Milky Way 😱

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  • Astronaut

    Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!

    Planet

    Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!

    Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.

    Cow

    Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?

    Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!

    Guy

    When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"

    Space

    What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?

    The Milky Way.

    Hairline

    If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

    Forehead

    Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.

    If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.

    Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.

    Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.

    Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.