Nose jokes
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried number three.
5. When you tried number 3, you realized it was possible, only you look like a dog.
6. You're smiling right now because you realized you were fooled.
7. You skipped number 5.
8. You just checked if there was a number 5.
9. This is not my joke; all credit goes to Steps.
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
10 Fun Facts.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
I’m a clown...
And everyone knows.
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"