Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
What do you find up a ghosts nose- a BOOger
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me something smells!
10 Fun Facts.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
I’m a clown... And everyone nose.
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common? Both have noses.
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy? A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread waiting for a traffic jam
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket
First Man: My dog's got no nose. Second Man: How does he smell? First Man: Awful.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort's. Thats nothing once we we're in the kitchen I can't believe I didn't see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!
Nobody nose how bad you smell
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose. Hey give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded! Oh no not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys I just lost my finger a day ago this is Tony later on
What’s a cow with no body and no nose Nobody nose
my wife told me to give give her 8 inches so i had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No-body nose.
I wear a nose on my forehead
How do you annoy Pinocchio? Ask him "Do you always tell lies?" (think about it)
Whats the definition of dissapointment running in to a wall with a bonner but it hits only hits your nose
