I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.
I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.
What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
Okay, so this dummy is reading a book and then the Grim Reaper shows up, which means he's about to die. Then he realizes he's actually a character in the book and that character is about to die. Then he says he likes fireworks, but now that he's dead, he looks like a charm, which is a ghost. You know, because ghosts are translucent and spooky. And for the last part, it's like, what's under your nose and gets picked? Snot! Jeez, you're not too bright, are you?
