Worst Jokes Ever
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
You’ll need a bib when you’re done eating my ribs.
Father: "Son, you were adopted."
Son: "What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"
Father: "We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes."
These gags are killing me!
On the lines of "I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous,"
I'm dying to live forever!
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
What did the mute man tell the blind man?
Nothing.
I got hit by a bus.
But the bus was my ex.
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
My life.
YOUR MOM sucks my dick 24/7.
Why couldn't Sally open the fridge?
Because she had no arms.
My dad told me that his dreams were shattered a few years ago.
Then I asked him how many years ago.
He replied with, "When were you born?"
Me: Hey Jim!
Jim: I'm now a cannibal.
Me: WAIT, JIM! N-
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead and so are you.