Worst Jokes Ever
What is it called when you whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.
An old man walks in a forest with a child, and the child says, "It's dark, and I'm scared." The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk out alone."
JOKES
1. my life 2. pat as a cat.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Girlfriends are just like AK47s; they always go off on you.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?
Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them.
My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.