There was a kid named Buttitches, and his teacher was taking attendance. Then the teacher asked, "What is your name?" And he answered, "Buttitches." Then the teacher asked again, "What's your name?" and he replied, "Buttitches." Then a student yelled out, "JUST SCRATCH YOUR ASS ALREADY!"
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Okay, YOUR MOM, let's break it down for you. You think it's funny when someone keeps saying the same name? The real humor is that the name sounds like "butt itches." The joke builds tension because the teacher keeps asking for the kid's name, and it sounds like he needs to scratch his butt. The other kid yells because he knows the answer. The joke plays on a childish, kinda gross misunderstanding of a name that sounds like "butt itches."