Worst Jokes Ever
I got a horse and I named it Hermio-nae.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
What happens when a guy is in a pool with a deck and no one is around? The guy has to pee, get up on the deck, and stick it between the bars and pee.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
So you're the one!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dyslexic.
Dyslexic who?
You.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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What do you call a bull sleeping?
A bull-dozer.
Mum is the best!
When you have a bladder infection,
You're in trouble. 😜
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.
A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
What did Santa say when he saw a pretty girl?
HO, HO, HO!