Worst Jokes Ever
H: *walks into bedroom* Why are you packing your bags?
W: I heard in New York women get paid $400 for what I do for you for free.
*Later that day*
W: *walks into the bedroom to see husband packing his bags* What are you doing?
H: I’m going with you. I want to see how you live off of $800 a year.
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up all the space.
How are a gay guy and a refrigerator different?
When you pull the meat out of the refrigerator, it doesn’t fart.
I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.
Girl: "How do you feel about abortion?"
Dad: "Ask your sister."
Girl: "I don't have a..."
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.
I think you're eggcellent!
Think like a proton--stay positive!
Q: How much does a skeleton weigh?
A: A skele-TON.
When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.
How do you make a plumber sad?
You kill his family.
Wanna hear a good joke?
My dad’s love for me.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell?
Because he couldn't walk the stairs to heaven.