Need jokes
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
Need for seed.
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
We need skinwalker jokes.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
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What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?