Need jokes

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?

In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.

What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?

"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Goliath.

Goliath who?

I need to Goliath down and sleep!

Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.

"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."

I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.

Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.

Texter 2: How?

Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.

Why can't weapons play baseball?

Because they need to get to home base.

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Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.

We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.

We need skinwalker jokes.

What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?

They both need to make sounds to be recognized.

This is how to die soft 101.

Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?

You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.