Need jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Memes
i need help i see this everywhere i look it kinda look like this
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
Gwen!!!!!! I need your help!!!!!!!!!!
Where's freshfry when I need him? :(
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
To Drew the Devil,
We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.
Angry Alex
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
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Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
We need skinwalker jokes.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?