Need jokes
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Memes
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
I need to Goliath down and sleep!
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
Money, money, green, green. Money is all I need, need.