Need jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
I need to Goliath down and sleep!
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
lmfao true
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
We need skinwalker jokes.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
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Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!