Need jokes
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Don't take drugs kids!
Me: My therapist says I need those to live.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escorts to school counselor_
Work
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
Gwen!!!!!! I need your help!!!!!!!!!!
Where's freshfry when I need him? :(
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Money, money, green, green. Money is all I need, need.