Need jokes
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
Memes
Share the word lmfao (even tho im 5'1)
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Don't take drugs kids!
Me: My therapist says I need those to live.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escorts to school counselor_
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
Need for seed.
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.