Need

Need jokes

Robot

Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?

'Cause he was in need of a light snack!

Prince

Prince, please talk to me for real...

Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Orphan

Why did the orphan have to stay at school?

Because they need to leave with a parent.

God

Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.

Texter 2: How?

Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.

Mama

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Memes

Mama

Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.

House

What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?

"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."

Chef

Why did the short person become a chef?

Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!

Mama

Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.

Knock

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Goliath.

Goliath who?

I need to Goliath down and sleep!

Mom

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

Dora the Explorer

"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.

Baby

Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.

Mama

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

Special needs

The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.