Need jokes

To Drew the Devil,

We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.

Angry Alex

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.

Why can’t orphans go on field trips?

They need a parent's signature.

Why did the orphan have to stay at school?

Because they need to leave with a parent.

"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."

I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.

Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

Gwen!!!!!! I need your help!!!!!!!!!!

Where's freshfry when I need him? :(

Why did your father go away?

'Cause he needs da milk.

Who needs sex when they have Valorant?

Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?

This is how to die soft 101.

Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?

Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.

We need skinwalker jokes.

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?

In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.