Need jokes
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Memes
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.