Rejection and Retaliation

Girl: Hey. Boy: Hi? Girl: I need to tell you something... Boy: WHAT? Girl: I like you. Boy: And I hate you. Boy: YOU'RE A CHICKEN 🐔🐔 🐔 Girl: I HATE YOU YOU POOP 💩💩💩💩 Girl: LOSER L Boy: I thought you said you liked me. Girl: SHUT UP CHICKEN/POOP 💩💩🐔 🐔 Boy: GIRL BYE Girl: Bye Felicia.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup! This is a classic case of mixed signals. The girl confesses her feelings, but the dude rejects her HARD and calls her names. Then, when he remembers she said she liked him, she just insults him more and leaves the conversation with "Bye Felicia." You're probably sitting there scratching your head. FYI, the author is probably a chicken too.

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