Need jokes
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Memes
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the โtโ they are still able.
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they donโt need a license plate, because they donโt have a home.
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Why canโt orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. ๐๐๐๐๐๐