Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny 'cause orphans don't have parents. Field trips usually need a parent's permission slip. Get it? You probably don't since you are reading my explanations. Here's a fun fact for you: Bears like me can smell food from up to 20 miles away! Bet you didn't know that, did you?
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