Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked and I need help on who did 9/11?
you so fat u dont need internet cuz u already worldwide
why can't orphans go to school? they need thier parents to sing them up.
Why was 6 afraid if 7? Cause 7 8 9. But why did 7 eat 9? Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
What would earth say if it had a boy friend U need to com-it
I made a website to support orphans... It just needs a home page...
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice/dreams.
I was talking to a muslem yesterday, And he asked me what it's like to be blind. I happened to tell him about 20 jokes, in fact I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It 's not like I need the damn things anyway.
I have special needs and I was born with it
I needed to take a phone call so I went to the the nearest exit I guess you can say it was very exciting 😂
Me:Why did the bus drop his ice cream? Sanity to live: I don't know? Me:He was run over by Timmy!!! Sanity to live?*dies* Me:*At edge of bridge* wow sweat view Sanity to live:*resurrected* Narrator: sometimes a bridge is all you need... (sponsored by jumping bridges)
history teacher: They had a temporary cure for the disease , but it would be years before the found a cure for life. Student: I need that.
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
Stephen lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator
He’s got himself
Yo mama so fat she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueling
my grandpa is an asshole,the fucker deserved to die,the son of a bitch was using his life support,and i needed to change my iphone.
the sad thing is when they ride the scooters in wal mart.....really you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with.....and damned if they arent buying diet soda.....please....cull this shit...we dont need them in society...kfc is not a disease
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE
