Last week was my blind friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need.
As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grater for a birthday present, he sets it next to him. As weeks pass, he comes up to me. He said, "That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I have ever read!"
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, the joke is that the dude gives his BLIND friend a cheese grater as a present, right? The friend, being as blind as a bat, mistakes the cheese grater for a book. Get it? He thinks he's "reading" the grater, feeling all those sharp edges like it's braille or something. It's funny because it's so dumb. And you didn't get it. Sad!
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ouch i bet his hands are bleeding