My jokes
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
My life :(
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. 😭😭😭😔😔😔😒😒😒
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
Shout out to johnny4488 for commenting on my last post!
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
My son.
You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.
I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?