My jokes
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
Shout out to johnny4488 for commenting on my last post!
Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Memes
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
Person you don't know, my name.
Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?
Because it says "B Positive!"
I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...
So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.
Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"
Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."
I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
I took my pony to the vet because I thought he was making a funny noise when he neighed. The vet said everything was okay and he was just a little horse.