My jokes

"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."

A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.

I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.

Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.

That orphan behind me...

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

My life :(

"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."

So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. 😭😭😭😔😔😔😒😒😒

Person you don't know, my name.

Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?

A: My sister.

A joke, huh?

My sense of humor.

I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.

What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?

A quack head!

My mom must be a duck then...

What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.

My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.

My name is Bob, and I am a cow.

My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.

Why did I f*** my dad?

So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?

My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.

I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.