Jealousy of Cancer

  • I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. The joke is, this kid is saying their dad used to hit them (beat them) but couldn't beat (defeat) his cancer. It's dark humor because it talks about child abuse and cancer in the same breath. Bet you didn't see that, did you?

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