My jokes
Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.
"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"
My son is broken: "I think at home!"
Happiness!
I rule my women with an IRON FIST!!
Yeah, literally an iron that my fist is clenching against her face.
Someone on here said it previously:
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.
My son.
Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?
Because it says "B Positive!"
My friend made a joke about dogs. I said it was a RUFF joke.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
My life.
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
My existence.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...
I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.
One day I was working at the bank, doing my job. Then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Then I told her that her balance is un-balanced.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"