My jokes
Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.
Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?
Because it says "B Positive!"
My son.
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
My life.
My existence.
My friend made a joke about dogs. I said it was a RUFF joke.
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.
Person you don't know, my name.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.
I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
Superman has been called to a huge house fire.
Superman: "There you are ma'am, everyone out and all safe!"
Mother: "But my children are still inside! You need to go back an--"
Superman: "Ah fuck'em..."
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...