During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.
My Jokes
"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
Can you guys check out my joke, please?
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.
"I love you with all my heart."
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.
My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."
Little did I know it was just at prison.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!
I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.
Where is this pic of me in my bra?
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
