My jokes
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
It was too irritating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to.
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
"Igma is my balls."
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.
It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
Today I asked my sis to take out the trash, and I shoved her outside!
Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.
Me say, "Crack my finger."
My hubby crack my finger.
Now say it backwards.
I took my pony to the vet because I thought he was making a funny noise when he neighed. The vet said everything was okay and he was just a little horse.
Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.
He was fired from his job.
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.