My jokes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where is my tractor?"

My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.

My hair is blue, and I'm blue!

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"

To anyone who wants to be my friend:

Hello.

Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!

Alex <3

I have a match!

My ass, your face.

My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and feel better.

Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.

It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.

"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"

My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.

Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.

When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...

I took out my mother-in-law, being a sniper, I'd fun.

"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."

"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"

Where is this pic of me in my bra?

My sister: See you at home in about an hour.

Me: Okay.

My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*

Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?

Sister: OMG, she's dead!

Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?

"I love you with all my heart."

Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?

Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!

PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(