My jokes

One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.

It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.

Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.

Today I asked my sis to take out the trash, and I shoved her outside!

Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.

Me say, "Crack my finger."

My hubby crack my finger.

Now say it backwards.

My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)

Orphan: I want to be a relator.

Teacher: Why?

Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.

"Where ya going?"

"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."

I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.

Rob, you forgot to pay me for letting you sucky sucky on my thang.

AKA you're for sale.

Some people decide to start a blog.

Others decide to start a blog.

You know what my sink started?

A clog.

It was too irritating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to.

My friend: Yo stupid.

Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?

My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*

Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.

Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"

Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.

My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.

2023- my dad is a cop.

1800- my dad owns your dad.

If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."

My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.

True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.