"Today was the worst day ever." "Why?" Because my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Busted Bus Driver
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is what we call morbid because it's about things that are icky like death. The bus driver is sad because their ex died, but the kicker is that they were fired from their job, probably because they ran over their ex. You probably don't have an ex, because you are a loser.
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