My jokes
My doctor said I could have up to 20 units a week. But now I've eaten half of my kitchen.
Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.
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I'm sorry.
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
*Side eye*
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.
Overall, I'd say my career as a photographer has been a bit of a blur.
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"
I heard World War 50000000 in my parent's room.
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.