My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.
Parental Sacrifices
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up buttercup. This joke is funny because it uses a play on words. Druids were ancient Celtic priests known for performing sacrifices, and the joke implies the parents had to make "sacrifices" (as in giving something up) to pay for education, connecting it to the druidic practice of ritual sacrifice. You probably think that "Celtic" is a basketball team, you goofball.