One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a deadbeat dad who left to go to the "milk store" (which is slang for leaving) and never came back. Five years later he pops up, probably to steal some cash, then dips again. You wouldn't get it, your parents love you, and that's kinda cringe.